EAT & CHEAT

EAT & CHEAT

Got a confession to tell my man
My friends witnessed me cheating first hand
I haven't been faithful to our plan
It's time for me to fess up.
I can no longer stay quiet
Being thin is tough
Staying in shape is rough
I've been cheating... on my diet!

I'm gonna cheat, gonna cheat,
Gonna cheat, cheat, cheat today
I'm gonna eat, gonna eat
Gonna eat, eat, eat away

Been starving myself since June
To look good in my Halloween Costume
But now that's October is gone
It's time to get my grub on
Don't care if it's bad for my body
Don't care how many calories
Gonna eat, eat, eat this holiday
And not care about how much I weight

Who cares what you just ate?
Carbohydrates are great
So load up your plate
Tonight let's gain some weight!

I'm gonna cheat, gonna cheat,
gonna cheat, cheat, cheat today
I'm gonna eat, gonna eat
Gonna eat, eat, eat away
Bite, chew, swallow, digest, repeat
Today I'm gonna cheat, cheat, cheat
Tonight I'm gonna eat, eat, eat
This Christmas I'm gonna cheat and eat!

Dieting will take a back seat
Gonna enlarge my back seat
Gonna eat, eat, eat, eat
Tonight I'm gonna cheat!

Tis the season for junk food eatin'
Christmas is the time to dine
Don't diet, there's no reason
It ain't bikini season
Got no one to be pleasin'
Gain more cushion for the squeezin'
Don't need a summer body
Ain't gotta look good for anybody

Who cares what you just ate?
Carbohydrates are great
So throw it on your plate
Tonight Let's gain some weight!

I'm gonna cheat, gonna cheat,
gonna cheat, cheat, cheat today
I'm gonna eat, gonna eat
Gonna eat, eat, eat away
Bite, chew, swallow, digest, repeat
Today I'm gonna cheat, cheat, cheat
Tonight I'm gonna eat, eat, eat
This Christmas I'm gonna eat and cheat!

Dieting will take a back seat
Gonna enlarge my back seat
Gonna eat, eat, eat, eat
Tonight I'm gonna cheat!

This pie will go straight to my thighs
These fries will increase my waist size
These chips will go right to my hips
Yummies enlarging my tummy
Don't care if I get fat
Gonna eat all of that
Shove it in your mouth and be quiet
Tonight I'm cheating on my diet!

Ditch the skinny bitch
Fat is all that
Don't be a bummer
You can diet next summer
First stop my lips
Next stop my hips
I don't give a shit
I'm still gonna eat it

(Cheater, cheater!)
(Junk food eater)
(Cheater, cheater!)
(Junk food eater!)
(Cheater, cheater!)
(Junk food eater)
(Cheater, cheater!)
(Junk food eater!)

I'm gonna cheat, gonna cheat,
gonna cheat, cheat, cheat today
I'm gonna eat, gonna eat
Gonna eat, eat, eat away
Bite, chew, swallow, digest, repeat
Today I'm gonna cheat, cheat, cheat
Tonight I'm gonna eat, eat, eat
This Christmas I'm gonna eat and cheat!

I'm gonna cheat, gonna cheat, (oh yeah!)
gonna cheat, cheat, cheat today
I'm gonna eat, gonna eat (Yummy!)
Gonna eat, eat, eat away
Bite, chew, swallow, digest, repeat (Then Vomit!)
Today Im gonna cheat, cheat, cheat
Tonight I'm gonna eat, eat, eat (And choke!)
This Christmas I'm gonna cheat and eat!

Who cares what you just ate?
Carbohydrates are great
So slap it on your plate
Tonight, let's gain some weight!