MY OTHER RIDE

Picked me up on the street
The corner is where we meet
Now we are in his backseat
Turning up the heat
As he's Holding up my feet
Service that you just can't beat

Watch my rear fender bend
As he's bumping my back end.
Hope there's no transmissions
In this rear collision

Their other ride's a Toyota
Her other ride is a Honda
His ride is a Mercedes Benz
My other ride is your boyfriend

Don't got a Impala
Don't got an Accord
Don't got a Corolla
Your boyfriend is what I board

I'm taking his stick shift
He's honking my headlights
While slamming my back door
If you'd done your job right
He wouldn't need a whore
To satisfy him at night

Watch my rear fender bend
As he's bumping my back end.
Hope there's no emissions
In this rear collision

Your other ride is a Toyota
Her other ride is a Honda
His ride is a Mercedes Benz
My other ride is your boyfriend

Your other ride is a Vespa
Her other ride is a Tesla
His ride is an Aston Martin
But my other ride is your husband

Don't got a Pontiac
Don't got a Concorde
Don't got a Cadillac
Your husband is what I board

Don't need an Uber
Don't need a Lyft
Don't need a taxi
Your boyfriend is where I sit

Needs a slut to rev him up
Needs a ho to make him go
Needs a skank to turn his crank
Needs someone to make him cum
He Needs a dirty hooker
To fire his cylinders
If you can't please your man
Remember that a hussy can

My highway has no skid marks
No oil spills where I park

Their favorite ride is the log flume
Her favorite ride's the Drop of Doom
His favorite ride are the dodgems
My favorite ride is your boyfriend

Their other ride is a Vespa
Her other ride is a Tesla
His ride is an Aston Martin
But my other ride is your husband

Don't got a Impala
Don't got an Accord
Don't got a Corolla
Your boyfriend is what I board

Don't got a Pontiac
Don't got a Concorde
Don't got a Cadillac
Your husband is what I board

Watch my rear fender bend
As he's bumping my back end.
Hope there's no transmissions
In this rear collision

Needs a slut to rev him up
Needs a ho to make him go
Needs a skank to turn his crank
Needs someone to make him cum