Red Blood

Gee won't you look at that?
My pants are covered in red crap.
My Aunt flow is now in town
I'm seeing red when I look down.
Excuse me for bein' rude.
But I'm now in a crappy mood.
So ain't that just too bad?
I gotta buy a maxi pad.

It's not fair that boys don't have to go through this.
Why is Mother Nature such an unfair bitch?

My pants are covered in red blood
Look, I just started my Period.
Can I please borrow a tampon?
I have been bleeding all day long.
I need some Midol,
These cramps won't stop hurting at all.
I gotta clean it with soap suds
My pants are smothered in red crud.

Screw Mother Nature's curse
Now you need maxies in your purse.
Womanhood really sucks
Your hooha has the worse of luck.
Bleeding from your vajay
'Specially when it's a heavy day.
Blood all over the place
Red in your pants and on your face.

It's not fair that boys don't have to go through this.
Why is Mother Nature such an unfair bitch?

My pants are covered in red blood
Look I just started my period
Can I please borrow a tampon?
I have been bleeding all day long.
I need some Midol
These cramps won't stop hurting at all
I gotta clean it with soap suds
My pants are smothered in red crud.

Tampons just plug bloody holes
Just got a visit from Aunt Flow
It's that time of month again, don't you know.
(Oh oh)
Tampons just plug bloody holes
Got another visit from Aunt Flow
The crimson tide has hit the shore.
(Forever more)

My pants are covered in red blood
Look, I just started my period.
Can I please borrow a tampon?
I have been bleeding all day long.
I need some Midol
These cramps won't stop hurting at all.
I gotta clean it with soap suds
My pants are smothered in red crud.

My pants are covered in red blood
(Ooh Red Blood)
Look, I started my period.
(My period)
Can I please borrow a tampon
(I need a tampon)
I have been bleeding all day long.
I need some Midol
(Ooh yeah yeah)
These cramps won't stop hurting at all
(No it won't stop now)
I gotta clean it with soap suds
(I need some Midol)
My pants are smothered in red crud.

It's not fair that boys don't have to go through this.
Why is Mother Nature such a unfair bitch?