WORST CHRISTMAS EVER

WORST CHRISTMAS EVER

Santa I Hate You!

Santa I hate you,
what the hell did I do
To upset you and your elves too?
Now I'm completely screwed.
What I wanted I didn't get
My presents are absolute shit

It's the worst Christmas ever
Hope next year will be better

Santa I hate you
I'm so disappointed
Didn't get I wanted
Everything is all wrong
Trash under my tanenbaum
The Christmas Spirit is gone, gone, gone

Santa you're such a jerk
Being good didn't work
Wish my presents were better
Christmas is ruined forever
Hope next year will be better
It's the worst, worst, worst Christmas Ever

Just garbage under my tree
Oh Why can't you see, see, see?
Just trash is all that they be
Your gifts aren't good enough for me

No jewelry from Tiffany's
Underneath my Christmas tree
Asked for a yacht, a tugboat I got.
Asked for a convertible in light blue.
Instead I got a Subaru
Santa screw You And your elves too.
A platinum mine is what I need
Instead I got a house deed
Santa your sleigh is gonna get keyed.

It's the worst Christmas ever
Hope next year will be better

Santa I hate you
I'm so disappointed
Didn't get I wanted
Everything is all wrong
Trash under my tanenbaum
The Christmas Spirit is gone, gone, gone

Santa you're such a jerk
Being good didn't work
Wish my presents were better
Christmas is ruined forever
Hope next year will be better
It's the worst, worst, worst Christmas Ever

All my presents are crap
Didn't want any of that
Nothing good was in my sock
You are all nothing but talk

Got an i-Phone and my brother
But mine is the wrong color.
His came in sierra blue
Why didn't I get that color too?
What the hell is all of this?
Sapphires weren't on my list
I asked for a diamond ring
Instead what the hell did you bring?
You know what I didn't get?
No checks, no duplex, what the heck?
Just a blue Ray disc of Shrek
Christmas is an absolute train wreck

It's the worst Christmas ever
hope next year will be better

This Christmas really sucks
Only got a thousand bucks
What the fuck? That's not enough
To buy me any good stuff
A thousand cash ain't gonna last
All my presents are nothing but trash, trash, trash!

I'm not ungrateful
I'm not materialistic
I'm just being complicit
Receiving gifts is what happens
In true Christmas holiday fashion

Santa I hate you
I'm so disappointed
Didn't get I wanted
Everything is all wrong
Trash under my tanenbaum
The Christmas Spirit is gone, gone, gone

Santa you're such a jerk
Being good didn't work
Wish my presents were better
Christmas is ruined forever
Hope next year will be better
It's the worst Christmas Ever

Santa I hate you
I'm so disappointed
Didn't get I wanted
Everything is all wrong
Trash under my tanenbaum
The Christmas Spirit is gone, gone, gone

Santa you're such a jerk
Being good didn't work
Wish my presents were better
Christmas is ruined forever
Hope next year will be better
It's the worst, worst, worst Christmas Ever

Just garbage under my tree
Oh Why can't you see, see, see?
Just trash is all that they be
Your gifts aren't good enough for me