Hide Your Candy

Hot Tamales
Good N Plenty
Laffy Taffy
Time to hide your candy

Ladies hide your candy
So nobody can see
Duct tape is so handy
Can't sample it for free
Stash it all away
No free samples today
Stowe away your bon bons
Before they're all gone, gone, gone.

Vanilla or chocolate,
Ain't getting none of it.
Caramel or butterscotch,
Not getting what you got.
Coffee, nougat, toffee,
Nobody get's to see.
Strawberry or raspberry,
Unless they pay your fee.

Gushers, See's, Ghiradelli,
Hershey, Godiva, Andy's
Aero, M&M's, Galaxy
Go and, go and hide your candy.
Skittles, Smarties, Good N Plenty,
Bottle Caps, Pop rocks, Jujubes
Mike & Ike and Jelly Babies
Won't you, won't you hide your candy?

Don't let anybody see
Nobody samples for free
So make like Lady Chablis
And hide your, hide your candy.

True ladies don't give it for free
And neither does a hussy.
They gotta pay the fee
If they wanna try your candy
Put away your sweets
This ain't trick or treat
So nobody can see
Your delicious candy.

Vanilla or chocolate,
Ain't getting none of it.
Caramel or butterscotch,
Not getting what you got.
Coffee, nougat, toffee,
Nobody get's to see.
Strawberry or raspberry,
Unless they pay your fee.

Lemon Drops, Dots, Ring Pops, and Zotz,
Tootsie Pops, Red Hots, Gum Drops
Dum Dums, Push Pops, Sugar Daddy's
Go and, go and hide your candy.
Sweet Hearts, Snow Caps, Sweet Tarts, Taffy,
Valentine Hearts, Snaps, Bit-Oh-Honey
Gummy bears, Haribo, Trolli
Gotta, gotta hide your candy.

Don't let anybody see
Nobody samples for free
So make like Lady Chablis
And hide your, hide your candy.
No free samples today
Of my candy buffet
Not gonna give it away
Might change my mind if you pay

Do you like candy? I'm sure you do
I'll give you a sample or two
Might let you have a bite
If the price is right.
Everybody wants to taste my yum-yum
Wanna piece of this bubble gum
Might try your candy too,
If compensation is what you do.
Gonna lick that Lollipop
Let you try my gum drops,
Won't you come in my candy shop?
Make a stop and sample what I've got.

Vanilla or chocolate,
Ain't getting none of it.
Caramel or butterscotch,
Not getting what I got.
Coffee, nougat, toffee,
Nobody get's to see.
Strawberry or raspberry
Unless they pay my fee.

Twizzlers and Twix, Nerds, Pixie Sticks
Tic Tac, Sixlets, Razzlers, Chiclets
Laffy Taffy, Hot Tamales
Time to, time to hide your candy

Cadbury, See's, Ghiradelli,
Hershey, Godiva, Andy's
Aero, M&M's, Galaxy
Go and, go and hide your candy
Skittles, Smarties, Good N Plenty,
Bottle Caps, Pop Rocks, Jujubees
Mike & Ike and Jelly Babies
Won't you, won't you hide your candy?

Lemon Drops, Dots, Ring Pops, and Zotz,
Tootsie Pops, Red Hots, Gum Drops
Dum Dums, Push Pops, Sugar Daddy's
Go and, go and hide your candy.
Sweet hearts, Snow Caps, Sweet Tarts, Taffy,
Valentine Hearts, Snaps, Bit-Oh-Honey
Gummy Bears, Haribo, Trolli
Gotta, Gotta hide your candy.

Don't let anybody see
Nobody samples for free
So make like Lady Sha-Blee
And hide your, hide your candy.
No free samples today
Of my candy buffet
Not gonna give it away
Might change my mind if you pay