SLUT 4 CHRISTMAS

SLUT 4 CHRISTMAS

My taste is on a hiatus
For Christmas I go hard
Maxing out my credit cards
Got eighty-eight inflatables
Set up in my front yard
My lawn is so unsightly
The Neighborhood Committee
All wanna fight me
Violating my HOA
To celebrate the holiday

Can't have one two many
Too much is never enough
Three is never company
For Christmas I'm a slut
Five months to put up stuff
Six snowmen on my garage
Drank seven gallons of eggnog
Ate nine fruitcakes for dinner
Gaining ten more pounds this winter

For Christmas I need more stuff
Three trees just isn't enough
To decorate my space
One goes near my fire place
Zero time for me to waste
One hundred Santas just in case
To decorate my space
Thirty Three wreaths isn't enough
For Christmas I'm just a slut
I'm such a slut for Christmas

Sixty thousand lights, so bright
Blinding my neighbors at night
House is so intensely lit
Brighter than the Vegas strip
Causing car accidents
Property getting hit
Lights all over the place
Alien's see my house from space
My monthly bill for power
Is higher than the Eiffel Tower

Can't have one too many
Too much is never enough
Three is just never plenty
For Christmas I'm a slut
Five months to put up stuff
Six snowmen on my garage
Drank seven gallons of eggnog
Ate nine fruitcakes for dinner
Gaining ten more pounds this winter

For Christmas I need more stuff
Three trees just isn't enough
To decorate my place
One goes in my closet space
Zero time for me to waste
One hundred Santas just in case
To decorate my space
Thirty Three wreaths isn't enough
For Christmas I'm just a slut
I'm such a slut for Christmas

Always needing more and more
Bought out a whole Christmas Store
Every year I go hardcore
Got snow all over my floor
Place is so brightly lit
Got trees next to my toilet
Isn't any room to sit
Can not even take a sh-
My holiday worship
Ruining my relationships
But I don't give a sh-
I'm still gonna keep celebrating it

For Christmas I need more stuff
Three trees just isn't enough
To decorate my place
One is for my attic space
Zero time for me to waste
One hundred Santas just in case
To decorate my space
Thirty three wreaths isn't enough
For Christmas I'm just a slut
I'm such a slut for Christmas

For Christmas I need more stuff
Three trees just isn't enough
To decorate my space
One goes in my crawl space
Zero time for me to waste
One hundred Santas just in case
To decorate my space
Thirty three wreaths isn't enough
For Christmas I'm just a slut
I'm such a slut for Christmas

I don't think we have enough Christmas decorations

Let's go shopping for more