WHORE, WHORE, WHORE

WHORE, WHORE, WHORE

Had lunch with my gal pal
Hungry for doggy chow
Tried a different place
Not too far from Versace
The meal was very nice
Ate vegetables and brown rice
Told her whatever you do
I'll never be like you
I'm a dancer not a whore
I don't do that anymore
Crystal smiled in disdain
Then she began to explain:

Darlin', listen carefully
We're exactly alike, you and me
We cash the check, we take the cash
We give 'em what they wanna see

Whore, whore
That's a teacher, that's a teacher
Whore, whore, whore
Whore, whore
That's a doctor, that's a doctor
Whore, whore, whore
Whore, whore
That's a preacher, that's a preacher
Whore, whore, whore
Whore, whore
That's a lawyer, that's a lawyer

Lawyers, doctors, and preachers too,
They're all whores like me and you
We whore ourselves out for pay
We're all whores at the end of the day

A lawyer whores himself for cash
A doctor whores for the panash
Politicians can be bought off fast
A preacher embezzles cash
A teacher whores for her class
Accountants whore to make it last
Scientists whore their brains for pay
All dancers are whores everyday
All dancers are whores everyday
A housewives whore for a place to stay
Miss Muffet whores for curds and whey
Whoring is what we all must do
Your entire family are whores too

Darlin', listen to me
We're exactly alike, you and me
We cash the check, we get the cash
We give 'em what they wanna see

Whore, whore, whore
That's your mother, that's your mother
Whore, whore, whore
That's your father, that's your father
Whore, whore, whore
That's your sister, that's your sister
Whore, whore, whore
That's your brother, that's your brother

Whore, whore, whore
That's your uncle, that's your uncle
Whore, whore, whore
That's your grandma, that's your grandma
Whore, whore, whore
That's your aunty, that's your aunty
Whore, whore, whore
That's your grandpa, that's your grandpa

Your uncle, grandma and aunty
You're all whores in your family
Your mother, sister and brother
They're all whores one way or another

(Forever more, forever a whore)
(Forever more, forever a whore)
(Forever more, forever a whore)
(Forever more, forever a whore)

Just don't take any of my cash
Or I'll Andrew Karver your ass
Round your change up if any
Nobody wants to, fuck a penny

Crystal I stand correct
A whore is what I be
I take the cash and cash the check
I give 'em what they wanna see

Whore, whore, whore
That's your mother, that's your mother
Whore, whore, whore
That's your father, that's your father
Whore whore whore
That's your sister, that's your sister
Whore, whore, whore
That's your brother, that's your brother

Whore, whore, whore
That's your grandma, that's your grandma
Whore, whore, whore
That's your grandpa, that's your grandpa

Darlin', I like your nails
Maybe you can do mine sometime?
An appointment we can book
Oh wait, never mind
I never did like that whore look