BITCH, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE

BITCH, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE

"Shut the door, whore. It's cold outside!"

Shut the door please
Outside must be 20 degrees
I'm about to freeze
Shivering down to my knees
Heat isn't complimentary
Electricity isn't free
Can't stand it anymore
Hey whore, Shut the god damn door

Colder than Siberia
I'm dying of hypothermia
What's the matter with ya?
Close the door won't ya?

Shut the door whore
Can't stand it anymore
I'm freezing to my core
Bitch, shut the god damn door

My nipples can cut glass
I'm freezing off my ass
Are you dead or are you alive?
Bitch, it's fucking cold outside

(Bitch, it's cold, bitch, it's cold)
(Bitch, it's cold outside!)
(Don't you know, don't you know)
(It's fucking cold outside!)

Feels like Antarctica no doubt
You're letting all the heat out
It's below zero just about
Why did you leave my door open?
To freeze to death were you hoping?
Doors where invented for a reason
To keep the cold out
During the winter season

Colder than Nova Scotia
I'm dying of hypothermia
What's the matter with ya?
Close the door won't ya?

Shut the door whore
Can't stand it anymore
Are you dead or are you alive?
Bitch, it's fucking cold outside

My nipples can cut glass
I'm freezing off my ass
I'm frozen to my core
Bitch, shut the god damn door

"I thought you said polar bears, penguins and prostitutes don't get cold?"

"Ho, I ain't at work right now!"

If u licked mi, you're tongue would get stuck
What the actual fuck?
Got frostbite on my feet
Colder than a witches teet
Got chattering teeth
What's up with that?
You're making my lips chap
And not the ones on my face
What a disgrace, do I need to beg?
Doors aren't like your legs
That's not how it goes
They need to stay shut
So keep the door closed
You stupid, stupid slut

(Bitch, it's cold, bitch, it's cold)
(Bitch, it's cold outside!)
(Don't you know, don't you know)
(It's fucking cold outside!)
(Bitch, it's cold, bitch, it's cold)
(Bitch, it's cold outside!)
(Don't you know, don't you know)
(It's fucking cold outside!)

Shut the door whore
Can't stand it anymore
I'm freezing to my core
Bitch, shut the god damn door

My nipples can cut glass
I'm freezing off my ass
Are you dead or are you alive?
Bitch, it's fucking cold outside

Shut the door whore
Can't stand it anymore
Are you dead or are you alive?
Bitch, it's fucking cold outside

My nipples can cut glass
I'm freezing off my ass
I'm frozen to my core
Bitch, shut the god damn door

Colder than Russia
I'm dying of hypothermia
What's the matter with ya?
Close the door won't ya?

"Shut the god damn door!"