Amber Alert

Amber is competition
She's lacking inhibition
We need a coalition
To get her decommissioned
I'm really jealous of that bitch
Gonna throw her ass in a ditch

Earning credits while on her knees
She qualifies for a slut degree

Amber's strutting this way
Dressed more skanky today
Showing off her vajay
Her pants are on a holiday
A napkin isn't a skirt
Gonna issue an Amber alert

Amber is a cheap whore
Stole makeup at the store
To cover up her cold sores
S-T-I's forever more
Her tramp stamp reads "insert"
I'm gonna issue an Amber alert

Amber's a skanky whore whore whore
Forever more more more more
Spread's her thighs thighs thighs
Until they're sore sore sore

The biggest whore in town
She's trying to steal my crown
After school I'll beat her down
And pound her ass to the ground
To make her bleed onto her shirt
It's time to issue an Amber alert

Earning credits while on her knees
She qualifies for a slut degree

Amber's strutting this way
Dressed more skanky today
Showing off her vajay
Her pants are on a holiday
A napkin isn't a skirt
Gonna issue an Amber alert

Amber is such a skank
Her cooch smells very dank
No feminine hygiene
She doesn't keep her vag clean
Her stenches make my nose hurt
I've gotta issue an Amber Alert

Amber's a skanky whore whore whore
Forever more more more more
Spread's her thighs thighs thighs
Until they're sore sore sore

She slept with the pastor and mailman
The skankiest in all the land
Did the coach and Principal Cruz
I'd call the cops but she did them too

Earning credits while on her knees
She qualifies for a slut degree

Amber's strutting this way
Dressed more skanky today
Showing off her vajay
Her pants are on a holiday
A napkin isn't a skirt
Gonna issue an Amber alert

Amber is a cheap whore
Stole makeup at the store
To cover up her cold sores
S-T-I's forever more
Her tramp stamp reads "insert"
I'm gonna issue an Amber Alert

Amber is such a skank
Her cooch smells very dank
No feminine hygiene
She doesn't keep her vadge clean
Her stenches make my nose hurt
I've gotta issue an Amber Alert

Amber's a skanky whore whore whore
Forever more more more more
Spread's her thighs thighs thighs
Until their sore sore sore

Amber's a skanky whore whore whore
Forever more more more more
Spread's her thighs thighs thighs
Until their sore sore sore

Earning credits while on her knees
She qualifies for a slut degree