MENAGE a TROIS

MENAGE a TROIS

Caught my boyfriend Tim today
Making out with his friend Jay.
I got pissed and confronted him
Why didn't you tell me you were gay?
Told me that he goes both ways
I asked Tim what is wrong with him
That is so selfish of you
Why didn't you invite me too?

One is not enough
I need to bee stuffed.
Need one in the back
And one in my muff.

Un, Du, Trois
Ooh la la la
Let's have a
Ménage à Trois

Just one man is
Comme ci, comme ça
I wanna have a
Ménage à trois
(Ooh la la la)

In the front is my man, in the back is his friend
I'm gonna take one in both ends
One hell of a dirty slut

Some DP sounds so good to me
That is what I wanna be
That's my wildest fantasy
To get in the menagerie.
I want two guys between my thighs
One in both ends, invite your friend.

Time to have an MMF
One on the right and the left
Gonna do some DP
Gonna be a S-L-U-T
Two P's inside me, one in my V
The other in my B
(You too)

One is not enough
I need to be stuffed.
Need one in the front
And one in my butt.

Un, Du, Trois
Ooh la la la
Let's have a
Ménage à Trois

Just one man is
Comme ci, comme ça
I wanna have a
Ménage à trois
(Ooh la la la)

Un, Du, Trois
Ooh la la la
Let's have a
Ménage à Trois

Just one man is
Comme ci, comme ça
I wanna have a
Ménage à trois
(Ooh la la la)

In the front is my man, in the back is his friend
I'm gonna take one in both ends
One hell of a dirty slut

With one in my muff and the other in my butt
I'm gonna help them bust a nut
One hell of a filthy slut

Ménage à trois means you're the most
Getting a visit on both coasts.
Buttering both sides of your toast
Turning the crank on your spit roast.
Two guards stationing your bed post
Fornication at the utmost.

If your man is cheating on you
Here is what you've gotta do:
Call him up and his friend too
It's more fun when you have two.

Un, Du, Trois
Ooh la la la
Let's have a
Ménage à Trois

Just one man is
Comme ci, comme ça
I wanna have a
Ménage à trois
(Ooh la la la)

Un, Du, Trois
Ooh la la la
(Oh la la la)
Let's have a
Ménage à Trois
(Ménage à trois)

Just one man is
Comme ci, comme ça
(Comme ci, comme ça)
I wanna have a
Ménage à trois
(Ooh la la la)

In the front is my man, in the back is his friend
I'm gonna take one in both ends
One hell of a dirty slut

With one in my muff and the other in my butt
I'm gonna help them bust a nut
One hell of a filthy slut