SANTA'S A PIMP

SANTA'S A PIMP

Santa's elves are forced to make toys
To bring joy to girls and boys
But here's something nobody knows:
Santa's a pimp and the elves are his hoes.

Working for hours without a break.
Lunches they rarely ever take.
No holidays or paid vacations
Just OSHA violations.
No medical or paid sick leave
No payment to be bereaved.
No dental or health benefits
Getting treated like shhh... reindeer poop

Santa, your workers have rights
These conditions they spite
Gonna put up a fight
A blaze they will ignite

Santa's a pimp,
The elves are his hoes
Poor working conditions
Nobody knows
Getting lousy treatment
And that's how it goes
Cause Santa's a pimp
And the elves are his hoes

Ho ho ho
This poor treatment has got to go
No no no
Won't put up with it anymore

Employment practices which aren't fair
For worker rights he doesn't care.
No regard for elfish welfare.
Working conditions they despise
It's now time to unionize.
North Pole Local 25
Santa absolutely won't like
When all his elves go on strike.

Santa all your elves have rights
Poor conditions they spite
Time to put up a fight
A blaze is gonna ignite

Santa's a pimp,
The elves are his hoes
Poor working conditions
Nobody knows
Getting lousy treatment
And that's how it goes
Cause Santa's a pimp
And the elves are his hoes

Ho ho ho
This poor treatment has got to go
No no no
Won't put up with it anymore
Ho ho ho
Slave boss Santa has got to go
No no no
Won't put up with it anymore

Ain't gonna put up with that
Ain't gonna take no more crap
For fair treatment they're in pursuit
Get ready for a labor dispute
Screw all the good girls and boys
Santa make your own stupid toys!

Santa's a pimp,
The elves are his hoes
Poor working conditions
Nobody knows
Getting lousy treatment
And that's how it goes
Cause Santa's a pimp
And the elves are his hoes

Santa's a pimp,
The elves are his hoes
Poor working conditions
Nobody knows
Getting lousy treatment
And that's how it goes
Cause Santa's a pimp
And the elves are his hoes

Santa's elves are forced to make toys
To bring joy to girls and boys
But here's something you need to know
Santa's a pimp and the elves are his hoes

"Get Back To Work!"