SHOPLIFTING CHRISTMAS
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"Shoplifting Christmas" is a track off our Christmas album "Ho For The Holidays",
A song about a hooker who receives stolen Christmas presents from her john and doesn't care when he is sent to prison for theft.
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SHOPLIFTING CHRISTMAS
For the first day of Christmas
My Johnny gave to me
Fake jewelry stolen from Dollar Tree
For the second day of Christmas
My Johnny gave to me
A Katy Perry CD he stole for free
This is how I feel
These gifts are literally a steal
A shoplifting Christmas this will be
Committing felonies
Saves us so much money
All presents free, under our tree
You don't need any money
To have a good Christmas Eve (ooh ooh ooh)
A five finger discount
Saves a large amount
Your cash will last
And won't deplete so fast
For the third day of Christmas
My Johnny stole for me
A Christmas ham swiped by his hand.
For the fourth day of Christmas
My Johnny stole for me
A pair of capris from J.C. Penny
This is how I feel
These gifts are literally a steal
A shoplifting Christmas this will be
Committing felonies
Saves us so much money
All presents free, under our tree
You don't need any money
To have a good Christmas Eve (ooh ooh ooh)
A five finger discount
Saves a large amount
Your cash will last
And won't deplete so fast
For the fifth day of Christmas
My Johnny stole for me
A flat screen HDTV
For the sixth day of Christmas
My Johnny stole for me
A 1993 Chevy
My Johnny Committed a felony
He got himself caught on CCTV
Stealing a TV. I failed to post bail,
Now he's locked in a penitentiary.
Oh well, at least I got my presents for free
My Johnny wasn't afraid
To commit a felony
For me to be happy
On Christmas Eve
A shoplifting Christmas this will be
Committing felonies
Saves us so much money
All presents free, under our tree
You don't need any money
To have a good Christmas eve (ooh ooh ooh)
A shoplifting Christmas this will be
Committing felonies
Saves us so much money
All presents free, under our tree
You don't need any money
to have a good Christmas Eve (ooh ooh ooh)
A shoplifting Christmas this will be
Committing felonies
Saves us so much money
All presents free, under our tree
You don't need any money
to have a good Christmas Eve (ooh ooh ooh)
A five finger discount
Saves a large amount
Your cash will last
And won't deplete so fast
On the seventh day of Christmas
My Johnny stole for me
An Elf on the Shelve
And seven days is all we had
We couldn't afford all twelve
SONGS FROM
HO FOR THE HOLIDAYS
ALBUM TRACKS:
B-SIDES:
Bitch, It's Cold Outside
Singles from "HO FOR THE HOLIDAYS"
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