"Go to Hell!"

Vacation is on the way
At home I don't wanna stay
Gonna spend it far away
To where celebrities go
A place that's never cold
A place that's warm always
I know a place that's really swell
Why don't we just go to Hell?

The hottest vacation pick
Is H-E-double-hockey-sticks

Wanna go to Orlando?
(NO!)
Wanna visit Chicago?
(NO!)
A trip to San Francisco?
(HELL NO!)
Hell is where we wanna go

Wanna go somewhere hot?
(YES!)
I know just the right spot
(YES!)
Let's go to a place that's swell
(HELL YES!)
Spend your vacation in Hell

Go to Hell, go to Hell!
It's so swell
Can't you tell?
Spend vacation in Hell, Hell, Hell!

666 star hotels
Lake of Fire boat hires
So many activities
For the whole family
You can meet celebrities
From throughout history
Like Miss Britney Murphy
Or John F. Kennedy
Miss Marilyn Monroe
And also Liberace
Hell is where the cool kids go
That is where we need to be

The hottest vacation pick
is H-E-double-hockey-Styx

Wanna go Tokyo?
(NO!)
Wanna go visit Oslo?
(NO!)
A weekend in Monaco?
(HELL NO!)
Hell is where we wanna go!

Wanna go somewhere hot?
(YES!)
I know just the right spot
(YES!)
Let's go to a place that's swell
(HELL YES!)
Spend your vacation in Hell.

Go to Hell, go to Hell!
It's so swell
Can't you tell?
Spend vacation in Hell, Hell, Hell!

(NO!)
(NO!)
(HELL NO!)
(YES!)
(YES!)
(YES!)
(HELL YES!)
(Let's all go to Hell-el-el, hell-el-el)
(I wanna go to Hell-el-el, hell-el-el)

Don't go to Cairo
Vegas is overpriced
London just ain't that nice
Hell is always hot, hot, hot,
Warm weather is what it's got
Satan has the hottest spot
Why not give hell a shot?
You do not need to fly
No regulations to comply
Just under the Earth's mantle
Gotta find a digger rental
Go and grab a shovel
Time to go see the Devil

The hottest vacation pick
Is H-E-double-hockey-sticks!

Wanna go to Morocco?
(NO!)
Wanna visit Mexico?
(NO!)
To Rio De Janeiro?
(HELL NO!)
Hell is where we wanna go!

Wanna go somewhere hot?
(YES!)
I know just the right spot
(YES!)
Let's go to a place that's swell
(HELL YES!)
Spend your vacation in Hell.

Wanna go to Toronto?
(NO!)
Wanna visit Kyoto?
(NO!)
A trip to Montenegro?
(HELL NO!)
Hell is where we wanna go

Wanna go somewhere hot?
(YES!)
I know just the right spot
(YES!)
Let's go to a place that's swell
(HELL YES!)
Spend your vacation in Hell

Go to Hell, go to Hell!
It's so swell
Can't you tell?
Spend vacation in Hell, Hell, Hell!

"Go to Hell!"