NUTCRACKER

NUTCRACKER

Christmas Eve, off from work
Got cat called by this jerk
After Christmas shopping
My presents I was dropping
Off in my car, I parked real far
This rude dude put me in a bad mood
He yelled to me: Hey baby,
Wanna shove my log up your chimney,
Don't got much money,
Let me have it for free?
I didn't find it funny
Didn't appreciate how he talked to me

Watch me give you a punt
Into your man cunt
When you disrespect me
Things are gonna get scary

Call me a nutcracker
This slut will bust your nuts
Knows how to defend herself
Whenever she's out
(Ouch!)
Call me a nutcracker
Better watch your back
won't put up with that
Your nuts I'm gonna crack
(Ouch!)

What the fuck!?
I ain't your slut
Keep your big mouth shut
About to crack your nuts

This ass-hat told me:
If you weren't dressed like that
You wouldn't get called like a cat.
I won't put up with that
Don't like to be harassed
Won't put up with your crap
Gonna kick your ass
Give your nuts a good crack
With my knee I will shove
Into your two turtle doves
Won't put up with garbage
Your pear tree will be missing a partridge

This ain't no ballet
You won't see no sugarplum fairy
When you disrespect me
Things are gonna get scary

Call me a nutcracker
I'm gonna nutcrack
Attack your toy sack
Harder than a quarter back
(Ouch!)
Call me a nutcracker
Better watch your back
Won't put up with that
Your nuts I'm gonna crack
(Ouch!)

What the hell
Why can't you tell?
Your crotch I will bust
About to crack your nuts

If a jerk messes with you
Give him a nutcrack or two
Kick him in the nuts
Better show him what
It means to have respect
With you he don't wanna mess
If he makes you frustrated,
Irritated, aggravated
Get him castrated
Turn his cock to a hen
My friend. Well for him this won't end

Call me a nutcracker
This slut will bust your nuts
Knows how to defend herself
Whenever she's out
(Ouch!)
Call me a nutcracker
I'm gonna nutcrack
Kick you in your toy sack
Harder than a quarterback

If you ain't cool
I'll rob your family jewels
If you are rude
I'll ruin your manhood
I'll break your candy cane
Cause you very much pain
Don't put me in a bad mood
Or for you it won't end good

This ho knows taekwondo
Most smart people know
Don't mess with a streetwise ho
I'm a tough Christmas cookie
You don't wanna mess with me
Your jingle bells I'll beat
Kick them with my feet
Your ornaments I'll break
Your holly balls are at stake
Your Christmas pickle is fickle
Show respect for goodness sake

If a jerk messes with you
Give him a nut crack or two

Call me a nutcracker
This slut will bust your nuts
Knows how to defend herself
Whenever she's out
(Ouch!)
Call me a nutcracker
(Nutcracker)
Better watch your back
(Nutcrack)
Attack your toy sack
(Toy Sack)
Harder than a quarter back
(Ouch!)

Call me a nutcracker
(Nutcracker)
Better watch your back
(Your Back)
Won't put up with that
(With That)
Your nuts I'm gonna crack
(Ouch!)

What the fuck!?
I ain't your slut
Keep your big mouth shut
About to crack your nuts

What the hell!?
Why can't you tell?
Your crotch I will bust
About to crack your nuts

Ouuuch!