BODY COUNT

BODY COUNT

Tell me won't you, baby
What's your body count?
Is it a tiny number
Or is it a large amount?

You need to know what you're getting into
I need to know what's getting into me
Do you qualify for a slut degree?
Or are you barely at grade three?
Are you real legit at doin' it?
Or are you barely worth a shit?
Are you total pro
Or do you barely know?

How much whoopie have you made?
How many times have you been laid?
Your experience I wanna gage
To know if you'll make the grade

Tell me won't you, baby
What's your body count?
Is it a tiny number
Or is it a large amount?

Have you been with many
Or barely any?
So baby won't you tell me
What is your body count?

How many have you done?
Am I the first or the hundredth one?
Have you been splurgin?
Or are you still a virgin?
What's the total amount?
How many can you count
On just your hands and toes?
Or are you a total gigolo?

How much whoopie have you made?
How many times have you been laid?
Your experience I wanna gage
To know if you'll make the grade

Tell me won't you, baby
What's your body count?
Is it a tiny number
Or is it a large amount?

Have you been with many
Or barely any?
So baby won't you tell me
What is your body count?

Tell me, tell me baby
I really wanna know
Are you just a rookie
Or are you a total pro?

Baby, Baby tell me
I really need to know
Are you still a rookie?
Or a professional ho?

Have you been whorin' around the world
Or am I only your fifth girl?
Have you banged all of Eden's Slutz
Or have you not done that much?
Have you screwed many women
Like Charlie Sheen and Gene Simmons?
Are you a professional man whore
Or have you barely scored?

Are you of professional status
Or have you yet to have it?
Are you a celibate absolute
Or are you a hardcore prostitute?
Do you have Jesus on your mind
Or have you put out many times?
Are you a prude forever more
Or are you a total man whore?

(Tell me, tell me baby)
(I really need to know)
(Are you a virgin?)
(Or a total pro?)
(Tell me, tell me baby)
(I really gotta know)
(Are you a prude)
(Or a complete ho?)

Tell me won't you, baby
What's your body count?
Is it a tiny number
Or is it a large amount?

Have you been with many
Or barely any?
So baby won't you tell me
What's your body count?

(Tell me, tell me, tell me)
Tell me, baby
I really need to know
Are you a virgin
Or a total pro?

(Tell me, tell me, tell me)
Tell me, baby
I really gotta know
Are you a prude
Or a complete ho?
A complete ho