NORTH POLE DANCING

NORTH POLE DANCING

Let's take a poll
Want to see me take is pole?
And Arctic circle it to and fro?
Giving everyone a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the North Pole

Need to make some dough
Gonna go somewhere cold
North Pole is where I'll end
Less competition to contend
Dancing at the Blue Igloo
To make a dollar or two
Heels are made of ice times twice
North pole dancing in my clear stripper shoes

Gonna let my igloos show
So I can make that Eskimo dough

Let's take a poll
Want to see me take is pole?
And Artic Circle it to and fro?
Give the Eskimos A show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Wanna see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the North Pole

Time to grab that pole
Artic Circle to and fro
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North Pole

Aurora Borealis is my stripper name.
My northern hemisphere gained fame
Flashing my northern lights, oh what a sight.
Men pay to see my natural light display.
My coronal hole causes excitation
They love my polar amplification
My base station was the right selection
Gonna give you a coronal mass ejection

The locals get in snowball fights
Just to see my Northern Lights

Let's take a poll
Wanna see me take is pole?
And Arctic Circle it like a ho?
Give the Innuits a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Wanna see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the North Pole

Time to grab that pole
Artic Circle to and fro
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna grab that pole
Artic Circle it like a ho
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North pole

Dancing in the cold to warm things up
Motorboat with my icy pups
Gonna take it far
Melt your Klondike Bar
Locals think it's nice
When I twerk it on the ice
Sitting on an Innuit
Dancing on his lap
He really likes that
My ice bergs I'll reveal
More blubber than a fur seal
Steer clear of my southern hemisphere
My glacial period may be here

Only three things don't get cold
Here is what that constitutes
Polar bears, penguins and... Strippers?

Let's take a poll
Want to see me take is pole?
And Artic Circle it to and fro?
Give the Eskimos A show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Want to see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the north poll

Let's take a poll
Wants to see me take is pole?
And Artic Circle it like a ho?
Give the Innuits a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the north pole
Gonna take a poll
Wanna see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the north poll

Time to grab that pole
Artic Circle to and fro
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North pole

Gonna grab that pole
And Artic Circle it like an Eski-ho
Give them all a show
I'm Pole dancing at the North pole