F*ck A Cannuck

"O Canada, O Canada, OH CANADA!"

"Fuck Canada", well that's just what I'll do
Gonna fuck a Canadian or two
Already had grade A American
Gonna try some Canadian bacon
Gotta be bold up where it's cold
A Canuck knows how to warm me up
Such a fan for a Canadian man
Up to where it snows is where I gotta go

Need a royal Mountie
To royally mount me
Need a hockey athlete
Between my sheets
Such a huge fan
Of a Canadian man
If an American can't do it
A Canadian man can

I'm wanna fuck a Canuck
Come and smack my puck
With your hockey stick
Horny for Canadian dick
Americans are just okay
Canucks do it a different way
Stroke my beaver with your hands
Wanna fuck a Canadian man

Vancouver, Toronto,
Up north is where I'll go
Quebec, Ontario,
Up north where it snows
Labrador, New Foundland,
Don't know where to begin
Alberta, Edmonton
Gotta find me a Canadian

Gonna head up North
To find a man who will go south
Need that polite Canadian mouth
Gets me wetter than Niagara Falls
When he is bigger than
The West Edmonton Mall
Don't care if he injures me
Since health care up there is free

Need a royal Mountie
To royally mount me
Need a hockey athlete
Between my sheets
Such a huge fan
Of a Canadian man
If an American can't do it
A Canadian man can

I'm wanna fuck a Canuck
A Canuck I wanna fuck
Gonna grab his hockey stick
Horny four Canadian dick
Americans are Just okay
Canucks do it a different way
Stroke my beaver with your hands
Wanna fuck a Canadian man

Justin Bieber or Trudeau
Canada's where I'll go
Ryan Gosling or Reynolds
Gonna strike me some Yukon Gold
Labrador, New Foundland,
Don't know where to begin
Alberta, Edmonton
Gotta find me a Canadian.

Spill your gravy on my poutine
Butter up my tart
Thirsty for your maple syrup
Warming up my heart
Pollinate my bunchberry flower
Ready to climb your C.N. Tower
Gonna head up north today
Up into Canada, Eh?

"O Canada, O Canada, OH CANADA!"

Need a royal Mountie
To royally mount me
Need a hockey athlete
Between my sheets
Such a huge fan
Of a Canadian man
If an American can't do it
A Canadian man can

I'm wanna fuck a Canuck
Come and smack my puck
With your hockey stick
Horny for Canadian dick
Americans are just okay
Canucks do it a different way
Stroke my beaver with your hands
Wanna fuck a Canadian Man

Vancouver, Toronto,
Up north is where I'll go
Quebec, Ontario,
Up north where it snows
Justin Bieber or Trudeau
Canada's where I'll go
Ryan Gosling or Reynolds
Gonna strike me some Yukon Gold.
Labrador, New Foundland,
Don't know where to begin
Alberta, Edmonton
Gotta find me a Canadian.

"O Canada, O Canada, OH CANADA!!!"