Lovin' Oven

My cookie cookie cookie
Needs some nookie nookie nookie

Won't you stir my batter?
Brown or white it don't matter
Pour it on my platter
Hope it doesn't splatter
Pastry's ready to be stuffed
Prue Leith won't get enough

My cupcake is nice and hot
Won't you give it a shot?
Take a bite of my goods
Just like Paul Hollywood
Taste it and give it a go
Better than the Baking Show

I hope your nuts are
(Stodgy, stodgy, stodgy)
They'll make my bottom
(Soggy, soggy, soggy)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My cookie, cookie, cookie
Needs some nookie, nookie, nookie
Don't be a rookie, rookie, rookie
Taste my cookie, cookie, cookie

Grab a slice of my cake
Don't be shy for God's sake
Eat more than you can take
Took Mom nine months to bake
Invite all of your friends
So good they'll want seconds

Get a slice of my pie
It might squirt in your eye
Hope it won't stain your shirt
It's a juicy moist dessert
I used prime flour in this feast
Hope there's not too much yeast

I hope your nuts are
(Stodgy, stodgy, stodgy)
They'll make my bottom
(Soggy, soggy, soggy)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My cookie, cookie, cookie
Needs some nookie, nookie, nookie
Don't be a rookie, rookie, rookie
Taste my cookie, cookie, cookie

Good French patisserie
Ain't got nothing on me
I'll sample your eclair
If it's messy I don't care
Filled with Cream makes fat girl's scream
It is a foodie's wet dream

I hope your nuts are
(Stodgy, stodgy, stodgy)
They'll make my bottom
(Soggy, soggy, soggy)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My cookie, cookie, cookie
Needs some nookie, nookie, nookie
Don't be a rookie, rookie, rookie
Taste my cookie, cookie, cookie