TAKE IT OFF

TAKE IT OFF

At my friend Stephanie's
Bachelorette party
I was bored as can be
Until what do I see?
Suddenly a cop shows up
And starts to take off his stuff
He's a stripper named White Chocolate
And he's packing something in his pocket

Let me see your peen
Show me your goods
Smart car or limousine
Wanna see what's under the hood!

Take it off, take it off daddy
Let me see, let me see that body
Time to get, time to get naughty
At this Bachelorette party
Show me what's under that hood
Let me see, let me see the goods

Strip it off, strip it off baby
Time to get, time to get crazy
All the ladies wanna see
Full frontal male nudity
I'll stick a fifty in that gee
If you take it off, take it off for me.

(Makes the ladies get off)
(When you take it off off)

Remove that thong
Show us your shlong
Wanna know how long
Before the end of this song

Is it short and stout or big and tall?
Is it an alley or shopping mall?
Forget about Magic Mikey
Your bod is what I likey, likey
Strip it off, show me what you've got
White Chocolate makes me hot hot hot!

Show me your goods
Wanna see what's under the hood

Take it off, take it off daddy
Let me see, let me see that body
Time to get, time to get naughty
At this Bachelorette party
Show me what's under that hood
Let me see, let me see the goods

Strip it off, strip it off baby
Time to get, time to get crazy
All the ladies want to see
Full frontal male nudity
I'll stick a fifty in that gee
If you take it off, take it off for me.

(Makes the ladies get off)
(When you take it off off)

Remove that thong
Show us your shlong
Wanna see that dong
Before the end of this song

Is it a sturgeon or a cod?
Is it a twig or a lightening rod?
Is it a corn snake or python?
Is it a lipstick or a tampon?
Is it a pony or a trusty steed?
Caterpillar or a centipede?
Vanilla or a lime-ah bean?
Chorizo or a Jimmy Dean?
Is it a marmoset or King Kong?
Won't you show me how big is that dong?

Don't want coochies on TV
Or bare boobies in movies.
For vaginas I don't care
Seeing a penis is rare.
Quit with the tits
Enough with the muffs
Boobs and Vajean
Have all been seen
Time to see more peen
On the big screen
And in Magazines
Let that junk be seen!

Take it off, take it off daddy
(Daddy)
Let me see, let me see that body
(Body)
Time to get, time to get naughty
(Naughty)
At this Bachelorette party
(Party)
Show me what's under that hood
Let me see, let me see the goods

Strip it off, strip it off baby
(Baby)
Time to get, time to get crazy
(Crazy)
All the ladies wanna see
(Wanna see)
Full frontal male nudity
(Male nudity)
I'll stick a fifty in that gee
If you take it off, take it off for me.

(Makes the ladies get off)
(When you take it off off)

Remove that thong!
Show us your dong!
You don't have long!
Before the end of this song!

Oh, that's it?