HO FOR THE HOLIDAYS
SONG
"Ho For The Holidays" is the title track off our Christmas album "Ho For The Holidays".
This song is about embracing your slutty side during the Christmas season.
It encourages listeners to embrace the hussy spirit and enjoy the holidays to the flooziest.
The "Standard Edition" of "Ho For The Holidays" features this song, and the "Double D-luxe Edition" features an alternate mix.
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LYRICS
HO FOR THE HOLIDAYS
The holiday's are here
Be a ho, ho, ho
For the holidays
Celebrate the season
In a floozy way
Halloween is done
But you can still have fun
Unwrap your gift box
In front of everyone
It will knock their socks off
Show off your mistletoe
Let's everyone know
You're a holiday ho
Ride Santa's north pole
On the nice list you will go
'Tis the season for sluts
Expose both your chestnuts
Be a ho, ho, ho
For the holidays
Celebrate the season
In a floozy way
Show off your snow globes
Be festive today
Let everyone know
You're a ho, ho, ho
Dress like a ho, ho, ho
Let your Christmas cookie show
Out in the snow, even though
It's thirty degrees bellow
Let them all see
If you trimmed your tree
Charge a service fee
To shimmy up your chimney
For the winter head south
Deep throat that yule log
Then guzzle his egg nog
With his candy cane in your mouth
'Tis the season for hoes
Let your Christmas wreath show
Be a ho, ho, ho
For the holidays
Celebrate the season
In a slutty way
Show off your chestnuts
Be festive today
Let everyone know
You're a ho, ho, ho
Be a ho, ho, ho
For this holiday
Celebrate Christmas
In a hussy kinda way
Let your cookie show
Be skanky today
Let everybody know
You're just a ho ho, ho, ho
Flash your Christmas lights
On the left and right
A wonderous sight
Won't be a silent night
A Snow ho!
A Season Slut!
A Festive Floozy!
A Days of Yore Whore!
A Holiday Hussy!
A Christmas Cunt!
A Mistletoe Ho!
A Holiday Hooker!
A Poinsettia Prostitute!
Your beaver muff fur
Smells of frankincense
Of gold or like mer
Instead of snapper
That is what I mean
Around the block you've been
With more wise men
Than a nativity scene
Jingle, cringle, jangle
Your ornaments dangle
All the way down to your ankles!
Be a ho, ho, ho
For the holidays
Celebrate the season
In a slutty way
Show off your chestnuts
Be festive today
Let everyone know
You're a ho, ho, ho
Be a ho, ho, ho
For this holiday
Celebrate Christmas
In a hussy kinda way
Let your cookie show
Be skanky today
Let everybody know
You're just a ho, ho, ho, ho
Be a ho, ho, ho
For the holidays
Celebrate Christmas
In a hussy kinda way
Out in the snow, even though
It's thirty degrees bellow
Flash your Christmas lights
On the left and right
A wonderous sight
Won't be a silent night
Dress like a ho, ho, ho
Let your Christmas cookie show
Out in the snow, even though
It's thirty degrees
SONGS FROM
HO FOR THE HOLIDAYS
ALBUM TRACKS:
B-SIDES:
Make It Snow
Eat & Cheat
Bitch, It's Cold Outside
Singles from "HO FOR THE HOLIDAYS"
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