BOYS R TOYS

Boys R Toys

Don't hate the player hate the game
Candyland or Monopoly
They are all just one in the same
To play with you is my aim
Use you like a pawn with no shame
When I get bored 'cause you get lame
I'll put you away for another day
Cause there ain't no shame in my game

Don't bother giving me a call
You're just a plaything after all
Gonna toy around with your heart
Then afterwards we will part

Girls are players and boys are toys
Just playthings to give girls joy
Play with him and have your fun
Then put him away when you're done
Boys are toys, boys are toys
Only made for you to enjoy
When you're bored, leave him on the floor
There's always more at the toy store

Don't need to grow up
Just need to play with toys
But I'm too old for toys
So I'll just settle for boys

Dolls are toys for very young girls
But boys are toys for grown women
Stretch Armstrong, G.I. Joe and Ken
Are made of plastic in the end
There's no need to play pretend
Gonna use you for the weekend
Fool around and have lots of fun
But after all is said and done
I can just go buy another one
Always more toys where that came from

Don't bother giving me a call
You're just a plaything after all
Gonna toy around with your heart
Then afterwards we will part

Girls are players and boys are toys
Just playthings to give girls joy
Play with him and have your fun
Then put him away when you're done
Boys are toys, boys are toys
Only made for you to enjoy
When you're bored, leave him on the floor
There's always more at the Toy Store

Don't need to grow up
Just need to play with toys
But I'm too old for toys
So I'll just settle for boys
Each sold separately
Batteries not included
Limited warranty
Until playtime's concluded

Boys are taught to treat girls with respect
But Girls aren't always taught the same
Gonna play you like a board game
Mess around with your brain
Play tiddlywinks with your heart
Like Jenga you will fall apart
Play with your balls, grab your jacks
Afterwards I'll just put you back

Undress you like a Barbie doll
Shake you like a Magic 8 Ball
Stroke you like a Furby
Roll you like a Slinky
Tickle you like Elmo
Drop you like a yoyo
Step on you like a Lego
Squish you just like playdough

Don't need to grow up
Just need to play with toys
But I'm too old for toys
So I just settle for boys
Each sold separately
Batteries not included
Limited warranty
Until playtime's concluded

Girls are players and boys are toys
Just playthings to give girls joy
Play with him and have your fun
Then put him away when you're done
Boys are toys, boys are toys
Only made for you to enjoy
When you're bored, leave him on the floor
There's always more at the toy store

Girls are players and boys are toys
Just playthings to give girls joy
Play with him and have your fun
Then put him away when you're done