NO TOUCHY

Hey Buddy, can't touch me without money
Can't grab my ass, without some cash
You can't touch my junk
Without a nice change chunk
Absolutely no molestation
Without compensation
You need my permission
To grab this piece of skin

It's not cute, it's not funny
Don't touch me without money
Can't have it your way
Until you pay up today
You can't just help yourself
Touching is bad for your health
Keep your hands to yourself
Unless you've got wealth

This junk is all mine
Touching it is a crime
In these pants is my ass
Grabbing it will cost you cash

These are my boobies in this shirt
That is my cookie in that skirt
Won't be cute, ain't trying to flirt
If you grab them you're gonna get hurt
I'm not your slut, I'm not your whore
Touch me and you'll end up on the floor
Not a candy store, I won't be nice
If you touch all my merchandise

No touchy, touchy, touchy
You can't touch me, touch me, touch me
No touchy, touchy, touchy,
Unless you pay me, pay me, pay me

Just because I'm dressed this way
Doesn't mean I'm a touch screen display
You don't get to touch away
Unless your fork over some pay
I'm not a all you can touch buffet
You don't get to fondle away
Not gonna have your way
Without compensating me today

These are my boobs in this shirt
Touch them and you'll get hurt
If you wanna feel up my skirt
You gonna pay me first

These are my boobies in this shirt
That is my cookie in that skirt
Won't be cute, ain't trying to flirt
If you grab them you're gonna get hurt
I'm not your slut, I'm not your whore
Touch me and you'll end up on the floor
Not a candy store, I won't be nice
If you touch all this merchandise

No touchy, touchy, touchy
You can't touch me, touch me, touch me
No touchy, touchy, touchy,
Unless you pay me, pay me, pay me
No touchy, touchy, touchy
You can't touch me, touch me, touch me
Unless you are willing to pay
Then you can touch, touch, touch away

Squeeze my butt and you'll get cut
Touch my crap and you'll get slapped
Grab my junk and you'll get jumped
All this flab Is not for you to grab
These goodies aren't for free
Gotta pay my fee to touch me
Violate me and you'll see
These goodies aren't for free

Some cash has gotta be spent
If you want my consent
Better write me a check
Or I'm gonna break your neck

I know I'm so hot, hot, hot
I know I'm so damn sexy
Everybody wants to grab these goodies
Gonna charge a premium
If you wanna feel them
It's called supply and demand
Gotta be economical
Gotta be paid to be man handled

This clam ain't for you to fondle
This sea star ain't for you to handle
I ain't a touch tank aquarium
Gotta pay up if you wanna touch them
Gonna charge a Premium
Wanna put your hands down my shirt?
Wanna put your paws up my skirt?
Well I wanna see some cash first

These are my boobies in this shirt

You can't touch me, touch me, touch me

No touchy, touchy, touchy
You can't touch me, touch me, touch me
No touchy, touchy, touchy,
Unless you pay me, pay me, pay me
No touchy, touchy, touchy
You can't touch me, touch me, touch me
Unless you are willing to pay
Then you can touch, touch, touch away

Squeeze my butt and you'll get cut
Touch my crap and you'll get slapped
Grab my junk and you'll get jumped
All this flab Is not for you to grab
These goodies aren't for free
Gotta pay my fee to touch me
Violate me and you'll see
These goodies aren't for free

Some cash has gotta be spent
If you want my consent
Better write me a check
Or I'm gonna break your neck

Don't touch me bitch
Without pay