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Come down to Whorlando
Where horny people go
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There's a fee to come inside me
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Where all the locals go
Where they spend their dime
to have a good time.

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The best tourist attraction
Where visitors go
to get in on the action.

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Why everyone goes
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And Come to Whorlando

Get in the queue, bring your friends too
VIPs pay an extra fee
So that they can skip the line
Reduce their wait time
Available for special events
Will be your money well spent
Now taking reservations
Accepting applications

For all my guests,
My service is the best
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Why not come inside and see?

It is named Whorlando
An experience is what it be
There's an admission fee
To get inside me

Whorlando, Whorlando
Where all the locals know
That's where they need to go
to get a good show

If you want to know
Why everyone goes
Fork over your dough
And Come to Whorlando

Won't you come and see
It's the place to be
Get in line real fast
And hand over your cash

Whorlando, Whorlando
Come down to Whorlando
Where horny people go
To hire this ho
Whorlando, Whorlando
Come down to Whorlando
Where horny daddies go
To hire this ho

Satisfaction guaranteed
Pay the entry fee and see
Give it a test
Put your curiosity to rest

I named it Whorlando
Where all the locals go
Where they spend their dime
to have a good time.

I call it Whorlando
The best tourist attraction
Where visitors go
to get in on the action.

It is named Whorlando
An experience is what it be
There's an admission fee
To get inside me

Whorlando, Whorlando
Where all the locals know
that's where they need to go
to get a good show

If you want to know
Why everyone goes
Fork over your dough
And Come to Whorlando

Won't you come and see
It's the place to be
Get in line real fast
And hand over the cash