MR. CHOAD'S WILD RIDE (THRILLZ MIX)

 

"Step On Up!"
"Welcome to Mr. Choad's Wild Ride."

Gonna strap on this choad
So you can climb aboard
Prepare for this attraction
Get ready for intense action.
If the train slides off the track
Just pick it up and put it back.
Listen up, and take heed
Gonna ram u at top speed
So unfasten your buckle
My ride is white knuckle
Sign the waiver and say "Yes"
It's the wildest ride in the wilderness.

Are you brave enough to ride?
Gonna tear up your insides
It's got thrills, spills and chills
Ride it at your own will

For your safety, please abide
To my posted safety guide
You will wanna close your eyes
Get ready for a wild ride

For your safety pay attention
To these special instructions
Keep your arms and legs inside
Gonna be a wild ride

Permanezcan sentados, por favor
Gonna bang you like a whore
Make you scream for more and more
Until that ass feels sore

Single riders are encouraged
So don't get discouraged
Hold on tight with all your might
This ride will last all night
Remain seated at all times
Gonna realign your spine
This is not just all talk
You won't be able to walk
Forget about Fast Pass
You'll qualify for a DASS pass

Are you ready for this ride?
Gonna shake up your insides
I've got thrills, spills and chills
Ride it at your own will

For your safety, please abide
To my posted safety guide
You will wanna close your eyes
Get ready for a wild ride

For your safety pay attention
To these special instructions
Keep your arms and legs inside
It's Mr. Choad's wild ride

Cinnamon and tacos on the floor
Gonna ram you like a whore
Make me scream for more and more
Gonna make your ass feel sore

Get in line to ride again
Behind the rest of your friends
Stop at the gift shop heading out
Buy a souvenir no doubt
Get an on-ride photo
Give them something to show

This ride ain't over yet
Watch out, you may get wet
Bring a poncho just in case
You might get it all over your face

Put lose articles away
Today, Before we play
But your hole can't be stowed away
And neither can my Vajayjay

For your safety, please abide
To my posted safety guide
You will wanna close your eyes
Get ready for a wild ride

For your safety pay attention
To these special instructions
Keep your arms and legs inside
Gonna be a wild ride

For your safety, please abide
To my posted safety guide
You will wanna Spread your thighs
Get ready for a wild ride

For your safety pay attention
To these special instructions
Keep your arms and legs inside
It's Mister Choad's Wild Ride.

Cinnamon and tacos on the floor
Gonna ram you like a whore
Make me scream for more and more
Until that ass feels sore.

"What the fuck is a magical band?"

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MR. CHOAD'S WILD RIDE (POP MIX)

"Welcome to Mr. Choad's Wild Ride.
Please pay attention to the following safety instructions:"

You must be this tall to ride
So climb aboard and step inside.
Prepare for this attraction
Get ready for intense action.
If the train slides off the track
I'll pick it up and put it back.
Listen up, and take heed
Gonna travel at top speed
So unfasten your buckle
The ride is white knuckle
Sign the waiver and say "Yes"
It's the wildest ride in the wilderness.

Watch your hands
Watch my toes
Watch your finger
Thar she blows!

For your safety, please abide
To my posted safety guide.
You will wanna close your eyes
Get ready for a wild ride.

For your safety pay attention
To my special instructions.
Keep your arms and legs inside.
Gonna be a wild ride.
(A wild ride!)

Permanezcan sentados, por favor
Gonna bang me like a whore.
Make me scream for more and more
Gonna make my ass feel sore.

Pictures are encouraged
Please don't get discouraged
Hold on tight with all your might
This ride will last all night.
Remain seated at all times
It will realign my spine
This is not just all talk
I won't be able to walk
Forget about Fast Pass
I'll qualify for a DASS pass

Watch your elbows
Watch my toes
Watch my finger
There she blows!

For your safety, please abide
To my posted safety guide.
You will wanna close your eyes
Get ready for a wild ride.

For your safety pay attention
To my special instructions.
Keep your arms and legs inside.
Gonna be a wild ride.
(A Wild Ride!)

Cinnamon and tacos on the floor
Gonna ram me like a whore
Make me scream for more and more
Gonna make my ass feel sore.

Scream loud to ride again
Next time invite your friends
See the gift shop heading out
Grab a souvenir no doubt
Buy an on-ride photo
Give them something to show

This ride ain't over yet
Watch out, you may get wet.
Bring a poncho just in case
You might get it all over your face.

Watch your hand
Watch my toes
Watch your finger
Thar she blows!

For your safety, please abide
To my posted safety guide.
You will wanna close your eyes
Get ready for a wild ride.

For your safety pay attention
To my special instructions.
Keep your arms and legs inside.
Gonna be a wild ride
(A wild ride!)

Cinnamon and tacos on the floor
Gonna ram me like a whore
Make me scream for more and more
Gonna make that ass feel sore.

"Remain seated please. This ride is not over".

For your safety, please abide
To my posted safety guide..
You will wanna close your eyes
Get ready for a wild ride.

For your safety pay attention
To my special instructions.
Keep your arms and legs inside.
Gonna be a wild ride
(A wild ride!)

Cinnamon and tacos on the floor
Gonna ram me like a whore
Make me scream for more and more
Gonna make that ass feel sore.