Complaining that they overpaid
Or that It rained on their parade.
Demanding that they get first aid
'Cause a ride hurt their shoulder blade.
Tripped and spilled their lemonade
Or on a wet ride they got sprayed.
I am not at all well paid
To deal with these people's charades.

Let me out of this cage
Need to turn a new page
Hooking is what I might gage
It pays more than minimum wage

(Bitches!)
They love to moan and gripe
(Bitches!)
Every single night
(Bitches!)
'Cause things didn't go right
(Bitches!)
Full of anger and spite

(Bitches!)
Complain all the live long day
(Bitches!)
When they don't get their way
(Bitches!)
'Cause I ruined their Vacay
(Bitches!)
While making low, low, low pay

(Bitches!)
What time's the 4 o'clock show?
(Bitches!)
Where's the bathroom do you know?
(Bitches!)
Paid too much to come inside
(Bitches!)
Cause I broke down their favorite ride

Complaining 'bout getting soaked
On a ride with water and a boat
They wanna ring out my throat
I wanna throw them in the moat
A bad time is what they had
Now I'm being the punching bag
Ooh please god, need another job
Perhaps a bank is what I'll rob

Let me out of this cage
Need to turn a new page
Hooking is what I might gage
It pays more than minimum wage

(Bitches!)
They love to moan and gripe
(Bitches!)
Every single night
(Bitches!)
'Cause things didn't go right
(Bitches!)
Full of anger and spite

(Bitches!)
Complain all the live long day
(Bitches!)
When they don't get their way
(Bitches!)
'Cause I ruined their Vacay
(Bitches!)
While making low, low, low pay

(Bitches!)
What time's the 4 o'clock show?
(Bitches!)
Where's the bathroom do you know?
(Bitches!)
Paid too much to come inside
(Bitches!)
Cause I broke down their favorite ride

Can barely afford food
dealing with people who are rude
I am barely getting by
While I'm paid to take the hit
For bad decisions made by
Executives with brains of shit

(Bitches!)
(Bitches!)
(Bitches!)
(Bitches!)
(Bitches!)
(Bitches!)
(Bitches!)
(Bitches!)

Let me out of this cage
Need to turn a new page
Hooking is what I might gage
It pays more than minimum wage

(Bitches!)
They love to moan and gripe
(Bitches!)
Every single night
(Bitches!)
'Cause things didn't go right
(Bitches!)
Full of anger and spite

(Ooh Bitches!)
Complain all the live long day
(Those Bitches!)
When they don't get their way
(Those nasty Bitches!)
'Cause I ruined their vay-cay
(Really hate those Bitches!)
While making low, low, low pay

(Bitches!)
What time's the 4 o'clock show?
(Bitches!)
Where's the bathroom do you know?
(Bitches!)
Paid too much to come inside
(Bitches!)
Cause I broke down their favorite ride

"This song is dedicated to all the theme park workers out there"
"I feel for you"