TIP A BITCH

TIP A BITCH

(Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching!)
(Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching!)

If you like what you see
Gimme a dollar or three
tip a bitch, tip a bitch
Help me out financially
A ten, 20, or fifty
would really, really help me
If you like what you see
Then why don't you just tip me?

Give a bitch a tip
I don't need all of it
Daddy, just give me the tip
That's want I'd like to get
Here's a tip for you
Gimme a dollar or two
I worked so hard for it
So tip a bitch, tip a bitch

A 5 or a 10 is a go
But a fifty would be neato
I ain't doing this for free
I gotta buy groceries
And pay my utilities
I'm a struggling artist can't you see?
Why not just tip me, tip me, tip me!

If you like what you see
Gimme a dollar or three
tip a bitch, tip a bitch
Help me out financially
A 10, 20, or 50
would really, really help me
If you like what you see
Then why don't you just tip me?

Give a bitch a tip
I don't need all of it
Daddy, Just give me the tip
That's want I'd like to get
Here's a tip for you
Gimme a dollar or two
I worked so hard for it
So tip a bitch, tip a bitch

If you give a mouse a cookie
He'll want milk with it
If you give a moose a muffin
He'll want jam with it
If you give a bitch a tip
She'll thank you for it
Unless she's an ungrateful bitch
Then don't tip her shit

A 5 or a 10 is a go
But a 50 would be neato
I ain't doing this for free
I gotta buy groceries
And pay my utilities
I'm a struggling artist can't you see?
Why not just tip me, tip me, tip me!

If you like what you see
Gimme a dollar or three
tip a bitch, tip a bitch
Help me out financially
A 10, 20, or 50
would really, really help me
If you like what you see
Then why don't you just tip me?

Give a bitch a tip
I don't need all of it
Daddy, Just give me the tip
That's want I'd like to get
Here's a tip for you
Gimme a dollar or two
I worked so hard for it
So tip a bitch, tip a bitch

1 is for George Washington
2 is for Thomas Jefferson
5 is for Abraham Lincoln
10 is for Alexander Hamilton
20 is for Andrew Jackson
50 is for Ulysses S Grant
100 is for Benjamin Franklin
Ready to take on all these men!

George will do and Thomas would too
But I really fancy Andrew.
If you really like it
Then give a bitch a tip
If you don't wanna tip
then Boohoo, Screw you.

Hey dude, small change ain't rude
But I'll take what I can get
Working hard to earn those tips
A one or a five could keep me alive
But a ten or a twenty would better help me.
Thank you, thank you kindly
I take Venmo and Paypal
You know where to find me

George, Alexander, Abraham
Those guys are my friends
Andrew, Ulysses, Benjamin
Introduce me to them if you can

(Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching!)
(Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching!)

If you like what you see
Gimme a dollar or three
tip a bitch, tip a bitch
Help me out financially
A 10, 20, or 50
would really, really help me
If you like what you see
Then why don't you just tip me?

Give a bitch a tip
I don't need all of it
Daddy, Just give me the tip
That's want I'd like to get
Here's a tip for you
Gimme a dollar or two
I worked so hard for it
So tip a bitch, tip a bitch

George, Alexander, Abraham
Those guys are my friends
Andrew, Ulysses, Benjamin
Introduce me to them if you can

(Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching!)

"Why tip a cow, when you can tip a bitch instead?"