SLOPPY 2ND

SLOPPY 2ND

Not everyone can be the lead
There's only one star in a band
To be Marcia not everyone can
Somebody has to be Jan.
Do you think you have what it takes
To be the leader of the band?
Here's what I have to say:
Nice try, sure Jan.

Everyone wants to be Marcia
But not everyone can
There can only be one star
Someone has to be Jan
There can only be one star
It's not that hard to tell
Someone has to be the backup
That's why Eden's Slutz has Raquel

Not everyone can win the race
Someone had to be second place
We can't all take home the cup
Someone has to be runner up
Can't all go to the front of the line
Someone has to be left behind
If you can't get first dibs, I reckon
You should try for a sloppy second

I know you wanna be Beyonce
But this ain't happening today
That's not your Destiny Child
Can't have it your way.
Common and tell me
Why you think you're better than Kelly?
To you someone's gotta tell
You're more fitting for Michelle

We all wanna be Beyonce
But that won't work so well
There can only be one star
Someone has to be Michelle
There can only be one star
It's not that hard to tell
It's not that hard to tell
Someone has to be the backup
That's why Eden's Slutz has Raquel

Not everyone can win the race
Someone had to be second place
We can't all take home the crown
Someone has to be let down
Can't all go to the front of the line
Someone has to be left behind
If you can't get first dibs I reckon
You should try for a sloppy second

If you can't afford Britney
Hire Christina
If you can't get Shakira
Try Paulina
If you can't book J-Lo
Give Selma a go
Can't get Spice Girls?
There's All Saints don't you know.
Can't get a hold of Madonna?
Well there's Lady Gaga
Got a no for Nicki?
Then try Cardi
Can't find Mariah?
Go find Ariana
Michael Jackson is dead
Try Bruno Mars instead
RuPaul won't answer at all?
Then give Michelle Visage a call

We all want Nicole
But sometimes she's busy
When it's against your control
You gotta settle for Melody

Everyone wants to be Marcia
But not everyone can
There can only be one star
Someone has to be Jan

We all wanna be Beyonce
But that won't work so well
There can only be one star
Someone has to be Michelle
There can only be one star
It's not that hard to tell
Someone has to be the backup
That's why Eden's Slutz has Raquel.

Not everyone can win the race
Someone had to be second place
We can't all take home the cup
Someone has to be runner up
Can't all go to the front of the line
Someone has to be left behind
If you can't get first dibs I reckon
You should try for a sloppy second.

"Forget you bitches, I'm going solo."

"Sure Jan."