Hooking In Amsterdam

Oh damn here I am
Stuck in Amsterdam
Smoked way too much hash
Now I'm low on cash
(Rotter-damn! Rotter-damn!)
Wont be coming home today
For a flight home I can't pay
Gonna find another way
Gonna sell my poffertje
(Amster-damn! Amster-damn!)
Won't you let me tell you how?
Gonna take boats up my canal
To the red light district I go
Where I can make some euro

Gotta sell my ass for cash
I'm hooking in Amsterdam

Rotter-damn here I am
Gonna sell my clam
To a man In Holland
I am hooking in Amsterdam

Amster-damn oh yes ma'am
Here I can since it's not ban
In Holland here I am
I'll be hooking in Amsterdam

(Hooking in Amsterdam)

Help me out if you can
Gotta get home to my fam
So here I am here I am
I'm hooking in Amsterdam

Spent all of my cash on hash
Now I gotta sell my ass
Schengen visas will expire
Gotta put my puss for hire
My tulip I gotta sell
Gotta take some frikkadels
Come inside if you're daring
Hope I don't smell like herring

Come inside my Netherlands
Time to let the fun begin

Rotter-damn Here I am
Gonna sell my clam
To a man In Holland
I am hooking in Amsterdam

Amster-damn oh yes ma'am
Here I can since it's not ban
In Holland here I am
I'll be hooking in Amsterdam

(Hooking in Amsterdam)

My stropwaffle is soft
It will knock your clogs off
No need to window shop
My dutch oven is hot
What you're seeking I got
Won't you make a pit stop?
(Amster-damn! Amster-damn!)
I'll do a two for one
Have a threesome
I'll tell you what
If you go dutch
I'll take both cuts
You'll get your nuts and such

If you want if you will
Grind me like a windmill
That is what I'd really like
Stick your finger in my dike

Rotter-damn! Here I am
Gonna sell my clam
To a man In Holland
I am hooking in Amsterdam

Amster-damn! oh yes ma'am
here I can Since it's not band
In Holland here I am
I'll be hooking in Amsterdam

(Hooking in Amsterdam)

Rotter damn! Here I am
(Here I am)
Gonna sell my clam
(Sell my clam)
To a man In Holland
(In holland)
I am hooking in Amsterdam

Amster-damn! Oh yes mam
(Yes ma'am)
Here I can Since it's not band
(It's not band)
In Holland here I am
(Here I am)
I'll be hooking in Amsterdam

(Hooking in Amsterdam)

Help me out if you can
Gotta get home to my fam
So here I am here I am
I'm hooking in Amsterdam