HAPPY ENDING

HAPPY ENDING

My parlor is open, step inside
My massage skills have been certified
My services are famous worldwide
What I do is far from classified

Take off all your clothes and get undressed
Face down on my table you must rest
I do my best to release your stress
Remove the tension off of your chest

If massage is not enough for you
Some extra services I can do
Whatever you like, I do for you
My hands can go bellow the belt too.

Oh honey take it from me
You're stiffer than a bonsai tree
If you pay the extra fee
A happy ending you will see

My hands can go Below the belt to.

Honey this not a stunt
I massage you from the front
Excuse me for being blunt
Gotta finish before lunch

I do a happy ending for you
If you pay twenty dollar or two
Invite your neighbor and your friend too
I do a happy ending for you

I make one happen just for you
I make one happen just for you
It you pay twenty dollar or two
A happy ending for you I do.

Oh honey I tell you everyting
I learned all my skill back in Bejing
I pamper you like you are a king
Make you squirt your sauce on the ceiling.

Oh honey me will love you long time
I rub your chop stick if you don't mind
You better not go report this crime
If you do, where you live I will find.

Oh honey I just don't care
I put my hand anywhere
Would you like lotion down there?
Me will grease up your hardware.

Oh honey you need less strife
Tension can cut like a knife
I take stress out of your life
Before go home to your wife.

I do a happy ending for you
If you pay twenty dollar or two
Invite your neighbor and your friend too
I do a happy ending for you.

Quality service you can depend
More customer to me you must send
Tell your coworker and tell your friend
I give them discount for happy end.

Happy ending is not free
There is one contingency
You must agree to the extra fee
If you want happy ending from me.

Oh honey we are not yet done
I do my special two for one
I stick my finger up your bum
So shoot your soy sauce like a gun.

Oh honey we are not yet through
What you like I will do for you
My hands are fast like kung fu
In two minutes I finish you
"FINISH HIM!"

I do a happy ending for you
If you pay twenty dollar or two
Invite your neighbor and your friend too
I do a happy ending for you

I do a happy ending for you
If you pay twenty dollar or two
Invite your neighbor and your friend too
I do a happy ending for you

I do a happy ending for you
I give you one if you ask me to
Whatever you like I do for you
I do a happy ending for you