SLUTOPIA

When you feel like crap
And your mood is down
I know a place where you can fix that
Just outside of town
A dessert oasis
Where I do my business
The hottest place in Nevada
A place called Slutopia

Whenever your lonely
Whenever you're horny
Just come on down and see me
We'll have ourselves a party

Oh wont you come away
To visit me today
To a place where we can play
Down at Slutopia!

Oh wont you come with me?
To where we can be kinky
I'll be your sexual therapy
Over at Slutopia!

Slutopia! Slutopia!
An exodus for the promiscuous
Slutopia! Slutopia!
Come down and party with us

Come on in this weekend
We're open twenty-four seven
To hang out with me and my friends
We can keep you company
Fulfill all your fantasies
Turn your dreams to reality
Won't you come on down and play
We're open everyday

Whenever your lonely
Whenever you're horny
We'll be the therapy you need
Just Come on down and see

Oh won't you come and see
Somewhere you're free to be
Yourself when you're with me
Down at Slutopia!

Satisfaction guaranteed
we'll fullfill your fantasies
You will not leave horny
From Slutopia!

[Post Chorus]
Welcome to Slutopia!
A place where you are free
Welcome to Slutopia!
Yourself is what you can be

When you feel down, pick yourself up
Then head out of town
On down To Slutopia
To turn that frown around
Trust a slut To help you feel good
Get your mood up Like morning wood
A place to come and play
Open 24 hours a day.
Straight, gay, bisexual or queer
Everyone is welcome here
No judgement, no persecution
no shame or disgrace
Just legalized prostitution.
A happening place
For every kind of folk
Just don't come broke, that won't work

The most awesome place I know
Slutopia is where you gotta go
Where u can bang many hoes
As long as you have the dough

A place where you can go
To hang out with lots of hoes
Everybody knows
It's called Slutopia!

So come and play with me
You won't wanna leave
Just bring your money
Down to Slutopia!

Oh wont you come away (slutopia!)
To visit me today (slutopia!)
To a place we can play (Slutopia!)
Down at Slutopia!

Oh wont you come with me? (Oh yeah!)
To somewhere we can be kinky (So nasty!)
I'll be your sexual therapy (Oh baby!)
Over at Slutopia!

Slutopia! Slutopia!
An exodus for the promiscuous
Slutopia! Slutopia!
Come down and party with us