LICKY STICKY

LICKY STICKY

Licky, licky, licky
Before you sticky, sticky, sticky

Good afternoon Mister Mailman
I really need some male, man
Won't you lend me a hand
And lick my stamp while you can
I'm ready for your delivery
Come an give it to me
Hope it arrives on time
Regardless if it's mine

Lick my stamp then stick it in the box
Slide that package into the slot
Ready or not a wide slot is what I got.

Licky, licky, licky
Before you sticky, sticky, sticky
Lick my postage stamp
Make it moist and damp

Licky, licky, licky
Before you sticky, sticky, sticky
Lick the envelope with all you got
Before you slide it in my slot

(I've been waiting for the mail)
(On time it never fails)

Lick the envelope
And seal the deal
Makes a housewife
Wanna squeal

I'll sign on the line
Deliver it anytime
Afternoons are fine
My Husband won't be home 'til nine.
Package theft is a crime
For thieves with no spine
They'll incur a fine
Or do some time

I'll pay the C.O.D. fee
For your delivery
If you give it to me
Before eight fifty three

Licky, licky, licky
Before you sticky, sticky, sticky
Lick my postage stamp
Make it moist and damp

Licky, licky, licky
Before you sticky, sticky, sticky
Lick the envelope with all you got
Before you slide it in the slot

(I've been waiting for the mail)
(On time it never fails)

Lick the envelope
And seal the deal
Makes a housewife
Wanna squeal

I must confess
I am obsessed
U-S-P-S is the best
Prompt service I can attest
Eager to impress
Your package I will undress
My stamp you can molest
Send it to my address

Address is marked
my dog will bark
beware of dog
throw him a bone
before you come to my home
Won't tell anyone
About our fun
If you deliver me
Another one

Licky, licky, licky
Before you sticky, sticky, sticky
Lick my postage stamp
Make it moist and damp

Licky, licky, licky
Before you sticky, sticky, sticky
Lick the envelope with all you got
Before you slide it in the post box

Licky, licky, licky
Bee four u sticky, sticky, sticky
Lick my postage stamp
Make it moist and damp

Licky, licky, licky
Bee four u sticky, sticky, sticky
Lick the envelope with all you got
Before you slide it in my slot

(I've been waiting for the mail)
(On time it never fails)
(I've been waiting for the mail)
(On time it never fails)

Licky, licky, licky
Bee four u sticky, sticky, sticky
Lick my postage stamp
Make it moist and damp

Licky, licky, licky
Bee four u sticky, sticky, sticky
Lick the envelope with all you got
Before you slide it in my slot

(I've been waiting for the mail)
(On time it never fails)
(I've been waiting for the mail)
(On time it never fails)