Pussy Privilege

Went home with a man from a bar
Told me he was into scat
Told him I wouldn't do that
Told me to get out his car
Told him "Listen up douche bag"
I won't have to walk very far
I have something you don't got
It's a something called a twat.

Ladies please don't get pissy
When you're up in a tizzy
Why not use your pussy?
Your beaver is a receiver
It's a god given gift
That gives you tons of free shit
Using it is not a crime
You'll get a ride home every time.

My Pussy, pussy's got them whipped
A penis, penis just ain't it
Male privilege just ain't shit
Pussy Privilege is legit

Pussy privilege is where it's at
Guys will never ever know that
Your slit, slit gives you free shit, shit
Pussy Privilege is legit.

(Your flower's got the power)
(Use your flower power)

Your pussy is like voodoo
Makes men do what you want them to.
It's got magical powers
It makes men buy you flowers,
Pull out chairs and open doors
Let you cut the line at the store.
Buying you drinks at a bar
Drive you around in their car

Your pussy will take you far
Your flower's got the power
Your muff is more than enough
So why not use it to get free stuff?

My Pussy, pussy's got them whipped
A penis, penis just ain't it
Male privilege just ain't shit
Pussy Privilege is legit

Pussy privilege is where it's at
Guys will never, never know that
Your slit, slit gives you free shit, shit
Pussy Privilege is legit.

Your cha-cha makes them go ga-ga
You cave turns men into slaves
Your meat flaps bring you free crap
Your cherry pie whips every guy
Your minge keeps them unhinged
Your slit gives you free shit
Your cunt gives you what you want
Your va-jay-jay makes them pay.

Your organic honey pot
Makes men give you all they got
It will work every time.
You won't need to spend a single dime

My Pussy pussy's got them whipped
A penis, penis just ain't it
Male privilege just ain't shit
Pussy Privilege is legit

Pussy privilege is where it's at
Guys will never, never know that
Your slit-slit gives you free shit, shit
Pussy Privilege is legit

(Your flower's got the power)
(Use your flower power)
(Your flower's got the power)
(Use your flower power)

If you need your car tuned
Use your hatchet wound
If you need money
Expose your punani
If you need some cash
Just show off your gash
Need to pay a fee?
Just use your coochie
If you want your plan hatched
Start it with your snatch
To convince a guy
use your cherry pie
Take it from me
Your pussy is all you need.

If he tries to reach for your peach
Mace him in his face
He don't get to grab your vajay
Unless he's willing to pay

My Pussy pussy's got them whipped
A penis penis just ain't it
Male privilege just ain't shit
Pussy Privilege is legit

Pussy privilege is where it's at
Guys will never never know that
Your slit-slit gives you free shit-shit
Pussy Privilege is legit.

My Pussy, pussy's got them whipped
A penis, penis just ain't it
Male privilege just ain't shit
Pussy Privilege is legit

Pussy privilege is where it's at
Guys will never, never know that
Your slit, slit gives you free shit, shit
Pussy Privilege is legit.

(Your flower's got the power)
(Use your flower power)
(Your flower's got the power)
(Use your flower power)