LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY

LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY

Saw a flyer today
The advertisement read
"Get Paid to get laid"
Fifty is what it said
So that's what I'm gonna do.
During my interview,
On the casting couch I sit
Ready to show my clit

The director told me
"I will increase your fee
If you eat a coochie.
Cunnalingus it be.
Our viewers wanna see
Lesbian Pornography".

Lesbian pornography,
Lesbian pornography,
Lesbian pornography,
That's what they really wanna see.
Lesbian pornography,
Lesbian pornography,
Lesbian pornography,
That's what they really wanna see.

If you really wanna make some dough
The why not give rug munching a go?

Some girl on girl action
Will give our smut traction.
What we're considering
Is showing scissoring.
We have got a big hunch
They wanna see a rug munch.
Breast size doesn't matter
If you sample a seafood platter.

I've never munched a rug
But fifty's nothing to shrug.

Lesbian pornography,
Lesbian pornography,
Lesbian pornography,
That's what they really wanna see.
Not Bisexuality
Not no beastiality
Ask Mister Ron Jeremy
They want Lesbian pornography.

If you really wanna make some dough
The why not give rug munching a go?

They don't want any scat
We've been there and done that.
They don't want food videos
We're not that kind of studio.
They don't wanna see snuff
We're not into that stuff.
They're not into fisting
That's not in our listing.
Not any water sports
No nothing of that sort.
Only finger banging
Will keep viewers hanging.

I've never munched on a rug
But fifty's nothing to shrug.

Lesbian pornography,
Lesbian pornography,
Lesbian pornography,
That's what they really wanna see.
Not Bisexuality
Not no beastiality
Ask Mister Ron Jeremy
They want Lesbian pornography.

Lesbian pornography,
Lesbian pornography,
Lesbian pornography,
That's what they really wanna see.
Heterosexuality
Is not what they wanna see.
Just take it from me
They want lesbian pornography.

(Today I'm gonna be gay for pay)
(Gonna be a lesbian today)
(Today I'm gonna be gay for pay)
(Gonna be a lesbian today)
(Today I'm gonna be gay for pay)
(Gonna be a lesbian today)
(Today I'm gonna be gay for pay)
(Gonna be a lesbian today)