ROOFIE

ROOFIE

Went to a bar themed to tikis.
This guy came over to flirt with me
What's your name honey? You're so pretty.
Here is a free drink on me
Covertly stirred my finger nail
Deep down into the cocktail
The color changed on my nail polish
That's when I let this guy have it

The free drink that was on you
Will now actually be on you

This jerk tried to roofie me
Put a roofie in my drink
Tried to get it for free
Gonna tell him what I think
Just committed a felony
Splashed his face with my drink
Nobody gets it for free
How dare you try to roofie me?

Didn't take the bait
Date rape isn't great
This loser I'm gonna berate
Jail time will be his fate

Schedule one ain't no fun
Don't date-rape anyone
Don't need to stoop that low
If you're horny, hire a ho
She will do it consensually
If you agree to pay her fee
Why waste your money on roofies?
No need to roofie anybody

The free drink that was on you
Will now be all over you

Asshole tried to roofie me
Stuck a roofie in my drink
Tried to get in me for free
Gotta tell him what I think
Will have to face strict penalties
Doused his body with the drink
Nobody gets in for free
Why would you try to roofie me?

Didn't take the bait
Date rape isn't great
This loser I'm gonna berate
A sore crotch will be his fate

For the penalties you'll have to pay
Could've hired a ho anyway
Why ruin your reputation?
To roofie someone on vacation
Got no class whatsoever
Just a criminal record forever
Gotta get your shit together
Date-rape someone you should never

The free drink that was on you
Is now dripping all over you

This jerk tried to roofie me
Put a roofie in my drink
Tried to get it for free
Gonna tell him what I think
Just committed a felony
Splashed his face with my drink
Nobody gets it for free
How dare you try to roofie me?

Asshole tried to roofie me
Stuck a roofie in my drink
Tried to get in me for free
Gotta tell him what I think
Will have to face strict penalties
Doused his body with the drink
Nobody gets in for free
Why would you try to roofie me?

Didn't take the bait
Date rape isn't great
This loser I'm gonna berate
Sore balls will be his fate

Didn't take the bait
Date rape isn't great
This loser I'm gonna berate
Prison will be his fate