MILE HIGH CLUB

For take off we're all clear
In the sky is where we're
Gonna get frisky here
Up in the stratosphere
Engage your landing gear

Stay sit, seatbelt sign is lit
Gonna invade your cockpit
Come inside my global entry
Hope your nuts are complimentary
Don't matter, beef or chicken meat
Just stowe it under my seat
Put it in my compartment
Ready for that enlargement
Your joystick I will encroach
Thrust it before final approach
My fuselage is wide body
Flying dirty, let's get naughty
Gotta descend, blow your crosswind
Grab that flight instrument right
At this altitudinal height

For takeoff we are go
to Foxtrot-Uniform-Charlie-Kilo

Tray tables up
Panties are down
Let's get off the ground
Up to the sky one mile high
Put on a glove
Time for airborne love
High up above
Time to join the Mile High Club

Alpha, Bravo, Charlie
Take your Uniform off
Delta, Echo, Foxtrot
Get a hole in one like a game of Golf

Up high we gonna fly
Gonna take it in the sky
Regulations to comply
From Paris to Shanghai
Mile High certified
Lavatory occupied
My Seat back is up
My panties are down
Lets get off the ground
So that we can pound
Mile high love is frowned
Don't make much sound
Come up my gangway
TSA aint okay
With our plans today
Land it on my runway

For takeoff we are go
To Foxtrot-Uniform-Charlie-Kilo

Gonna ascend
To the heavens
Higher than nirvana
Join the club, we are gonna
Put on a glove
Time for airborne love
High up above
Time to join the Mile High Club

Alpha, Bravo, Charlie
Take your Uniform off
Delta, Echo, Foxtrot
Get a hole in one like a game of Golf

Got a long flight duration
At this high elevation
Before disembarkation
That's your final destination
Jet fuel we are burning
Blue sky love I'm yearning
Mile high membership just earned
Let someone else have a turn

For takeoff we are go
to Foxtrot-Uniform-Charlie-Kilo

Tray tables up
Panties are down
Let's get off the ground
Up to the sky one mile high
Put on a glove
Time for airborne love
High up above
Time to join the Mile High Club

Gonna ascend
To the heavens
Higher than nirvana
Join the club we are gonna
Put on a glove
Time for airborne love
High up above
Time to join the Mile High Club

Alpha, Bravo, Charlie
Take your Uniform off
Delta, Echo, Foxtrot
Get a hole in one like a game of Golf