NAME DROP GAME

NAME DROP GAME

Drop, drop, drop
Drop, drop, drop

It's not what you know but who
It's not what you do but who
Nobody gives two shits about you
Unless you know a celeb or Two
So here is what you gotta do
Think of celebs and mention a few
Drop a name or two
It's them you gotta fool
Make them think you're cool

Don't need evidence, Don't need proof
Don't need to tell the truth
Keep it brief, cause belief
And just lie through your teeth

Drop one like it's hot
Show them what you got
Pull one out and drop
Just Name drop, drop, drop, drop

Stop drop and roll
Impression is the goal
Tell them who you know
Put on a phony show

Mention the name of someone with fame
Let's all play the Name Drop Game
Be superficial, be vein
Have no shame, and drop a name

If you aren't actually
Acquainted with a celebrity
Just Pretend to be
Be shallow, be phony
Say your uncle is George Clooney
Or your aunt is Angelina Jolie
Gotta convince them that you're cool
It's them you gotta fool

Drop it like egg drop soup
Drop it like a call, drop it like a poop
Have no shame, mention a name with fame
You're just playing the Name Drop Game

Drop one like it's hot
Show them what you got
Pull one out and drop
Name drop, drop, drop, drop

Stop drop and roll
Impression is the goal
Tell them who you know
Put on a phony show

Mention the name of someone with fame
Let's all play the Name Drop Game
Be superficial, be vain
Have no shame, and drop a name

May be stupid, may be lame
In L.A. they play this game
So don't be afraid to do the same
Learn to play the Name Drop Game

It's not what you know but who
Like Drew Barrymore or Lucy Liu
Be shallow, be fake
Say you know Justin Timberlake
Don't be embarrassed
Pretend you were in class
With Antonio Banderas
Say you've perused with Tom Cruise
Say you know J-Lo
They'd all be impressed
If your great grandma were May West

Drop it like egg drop soup
Drop it like a call, drop it like a poop
Gonna teach you how to be fake
Drop a name for phoniness sake

(Angelina, Brad, Hugh)
(Julia, Richard, Keanu)
(Leonardo, Antonio)
(Orlando, De Niro)
(Harrison, Christian, Jason)
(Jennifer, Sylvester, Ryan)
(Sigourney, Bradley, Kylie)
(Jackie, Johnny, Miley)
These names you should pretend to know
Drop a name and give it a go

Drop one like it's hot (Angelina)
Show them what you got (Hugh)
Pull one out and drop (Julia)
Just Name drop, drop, drop, drop (Keanu)

Stop drop and roll (Jennifer)
Impression is the goal (Orlando)
Tell them who you know (Sylvester)
Put on a phony show (Antonio)

Mention the name of someone with fame (Johnny)
Let's all play the Name Drop Game (Bradley)
Be superficial, Be vein (Sigourney)
Have no shame, and drop a name (Jackie)

May be stupid, may be lame
In L.A. they play this game
So don't be afraid to do the same
Learn to play the name drop game